What may have initially seemed to be a cash-in, Angry Birds: Star Wars has actually gone to become one of the best in the franchise.
Well, guess what? As part of the 5 year Anniversary of the AppStore, the game has been made completely and utterly free.
Yep. Download away. You can get it for the price of nothing. If you don’t do that, there’s something seriously wrong with you.
I mean, why wouldn’t you want a free game? And a great free game at that?
Yep. It’s free. Didn’t I make that clear. You can just click a link on the AppStore, pop in your password and it’ll start downloading. No money involved.
Wait, why are you still here?
Go download. Go. Gogogogogogogoogogo. Light Speed. Warp Drive. Break the sound barrier. Enter Hyperspace.
You’re still here arent you? You’re not leaving. You’re going to stay here just to spite us. That’s ok. That’s fine. We can play a game.
Ready? I bet you’ll click this link without me even asking you to..
There, haha! Gone. Wooo. You’re now downloading the game for free. I win.
How the… what… you didn’t click it. But I…I thought…*sniff*….Ooooo…it’s useless. You can’t give anything away for free these days. And here’s me thinking you’d like to see what Lando looks like as a bird, or a bird-formed Wookie, or a catapaulted Yoda.
But no, not you. No, you’d probably rather have your war-themed games with guns and wub-wub and boom. Not much anyone can say to that other than…well…ok…fine.
I’m just going to go now. Please note that I am NOT sulking. I’m not crying either. I’m just going to make myself a cup of tea. It just so happens that i’ll be closing the post at the same time. It’s a coincidence.
After all this stress, while i’m having a break, I might actually click this link to be honest. Perhaps if you’re about to have a break you could click the link as well? You know, just for something to do. It’s free and everything. Not as if you have to pay. Free things are good aren’t they…
Disclaimer: That’s definitely not a link to Angry Birds: Star Wars by the way. It’s not. And if it is, someone else on the site edited my post and changed it. That’s the kind of thing this lot would do. Mischevious and devious.
I’m not, though. You can trust me.
But just to say. One last time. Angry Birds: Star Wars is free. We mightily recomend it and you should download because its free.
Ta!